1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
2. You can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
4. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
5. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work stoned.
6. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
7. No one steals your chair.
8. No one asks you to get a file from the bottom drawer of the file cabinet.
9. You want to see if it's like the dream.
10. You have a place to carry extra doughnuts.
    

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