A
Dream Come True
Two
men are sitting at the bar. One is grinning like a
Cheshire cat. The other turns to him and asks "So,
What's got you happy?"
"I can't believe it. I've always wanted to be
a writer, to write stuff that the whole world will
read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional
level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl
in pain and anger! And today I got hired to do just
that."
"Oh, really? Did you get onboard with some national
magazine?"
"No."
The grinning young man excitedly replied. "I'll
be writing 'Error messages' for Microsoft."