They
told me at the blood bank this might happen.
This
is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about
in that time management course you sent me to.
Whew!
I must have left the top off the liquid paper.
I
wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement
and envisioning a new paradigm!
This
is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
I
was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
I'm
in the management training program. I'm actually doing
a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP) that
I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me
attend.
This
is in exchange for the six hours last night when I
dreamed about work!
Damn!
Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out
a solution to our biggest problem.
Someone
must have put decaf in the wrong pot.
I
wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact
lens without hands.
The
mailroom clerk flipped out and pulled a gun so I was
playing dead to avoid getting shot.
